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Old Aug 19, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44   #1
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i am the old wise undead mesmer here to answer all your questions ask me one and i shall try to answer it as soon as i can

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Old Aug 19, 2005, 08:54 PM // 20:54   #2
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WOW a Labyrinth pic! That's has been my favorite movie ever since I saw it when I was younger.
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Old Aug 19, 2005, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #3
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you should ask a question not dwadle about your younger years now begone little pest before i feed you to ''boar eats warrior''

-to be or not to be-

the old wise undead mesmer has to go and answer questions elsewhere tommorow i shall ask you a question and il see what your answer shall be

TILL then have peace

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Old Aug 19, 2005, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #4
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Are you aCertified gynacologist because I have some serious issues in my neither reagions. Its like a blast furnace down there. Any advice?
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #5
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Is this a Q and A with the undead mesmer? (feel free to answer that)

I did this on a forum once, i got a lot of weird questions
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #6
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Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Sorry couldn't resist.
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #7
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What do you think of male mesmer dance? And did you dance like that in your younger days?
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 06:57 AM // 06:57   #8
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to answer the question ultimate gaara asked yes it is a Q and A section

and no i didnt dance that in my younger years my next post shall reveal a question that only the chose ones can answer
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 07:00 AM // 07:00   #9
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here i am with the most horrible question you can imagine even i cant get the answer of it answer it and you have proven that your the chosen one

heres the question

An evil king has 1000 bottles of wine. A neighboring queen plots to kill the bad king, and sends a servant to poison the wine. The king's guards catch the servant after he has only poisoned one bottle. The guards don't know which bottle was poisoned, but they do know that the poison is so potent that even if it was diluted 1,000,000 times, it would still be fatal. Furthermore, the effects of the poison take one month to surface. The king decides he will get some of his prisoners in his vast dungeons to drink the wine. Rather than using 1000 prisoners each assigned to a particular bottle, this king knows that he needs to murder no more than 10 prisoners to figure out what bottle is poisoned, and will still be able to drink the rest of the wine in 5 weeks time. How does he pull this off?
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #10
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he destroys the 1000 bottles and then send a servant to the liquor store to buy another 1000 bottles of wine. He's a king, he has the dough.
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 10:02 AM // 10:02   #11
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he combines the bottles into 10 batches of 100bottles worth of wine then each prisoner drinks from one of the batches then after a month the batch of the prisoner that died is thrown out and he can drink the rest.

now if he wants to find the one bottle thats psned he jsut has to have the prisoners take one sip from a different bottle every 5 weeks till one of the prisoners dies then he knows that bottle was the psned one tho that would take like 9 years and 8 months at most unless someone dies of psning befor then but in a medevil prison im sure someone would die befor the 9years and 8 months are up so the first plans easier but doesnt pinpoint the exact bottle

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Old Aug 20, 2005, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The undead Mesmer
i am the old wise undead mesmer here to answer all your questions ask me one and i shall try to answer it as soon as i can

"WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!" *is the wise mans hat*
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #13
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When you say you're undead does that mean you're alive? I never really understood what undead meant, coujld you clarify?
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #14
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the meaning undead is a strange one undead is something like a ghost but the body survived the countless years of dead and came back to live by some magical reason the undead are boddys without a soul that wander the earth for no reason or with a reason given by its master
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #15
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What happened to periods and commas and question marks and capitalization and spelling?
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Old Aug 20, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #16
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WHY wont the Magic frog talk to me?
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Old Aug 21, 2005, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #17
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Why does my avatar in which the KoRn singer looks insane look so much like me?
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